Matt

Welcome to Matt's page!

= Where I’m from = = I’m from my dog Hazel = From ipods all around

I’m from orange pop. From juicy cheeseburgers I’m from sour skittles blowing your eye out From starbursts that melt in they mouth

I’m from quiet dark place From triple bunk bed I’m from my living room From NASCAR From the garage floor I’m from the smell of burn rubber From the fire of the north From the gas of America I’m from Talladega __Parties at My Friend's House__ I like to have parties at my friend’s house. We love to play video games. I like the food we eat. We go in the garage to do stuff. I adore parties.

We love playing video games. We have Rock Band 1and 2. We have the entire Guitar Hero. We love “Need for speed carbin”. We love video games.

We love food when we have parties. My favorite food at a party is chips. You have to have chips at parties. You need candy at parries too. Or at least I need it. I like steak at parties. I like parties.

I like a party that has a garage. We love to skate board. I like to modify staff. We like to talk trash. I like the garage.

So that is how I have parties. But you need friends to have parties. I love a good party. We love to play video games. I like the food we eat at parties. We go in the garage to do staff. I adore parties. A Scary Story

On October 31st 1921, they put a coffin in the attic of the mansion. Frankenstein was in the casket. That day Frankenstein had been born. 200 years later a pair of newlyweds came to the house with 19 children. What they didn’t know about the house was going to haunt them. Their first step whey they walked in the door was a trap door in the floor. The wife fell to the basement and found out that Frankenstein had been born and was trapped in the basement for hours in the cage Frankenstein was kept in. When she escaped, she told her husband she did not like the house. At midnight, she woke up. She found a bunch of blood sucking bats. She got bit by half of the bats. When she ran upstairs she fell through another trap door and was bitten by the rest of the bats. After the bats bit her, she fell into a giant pumpkin that was really Frankenstein’s stomach. She activated Frankenstein. The next morning, all of the kids came rushing down and fell into Frankenstein’s stomach. The husband thought his wife and kids went outside to play. He decided to explore the basement. When he went down there, he found a bunch of ghosts. One of the ghost said that he knows what happened to his wife and kids. They were eaten by Frankenstein. He then went to the kitchen and discovered he was Superman. He picked up the fridge and chucked it at the ghosts, but it did nothing!! Then he ran out of the house and jumped into his sports car. He drove off to his church. When he got to his church, he found Princess Fiona. He said, “What in the World?!?! You’re from a fairy tale, you can’t exist!!” He threw a baseball at her and it went right through her. A whole army of ghosts suddenly appeared. He chucks a thousand baseballs at the ghosts. The ghosts attacked the husband and turned him into the devil. He jumped onto a broomstick and flew to his lair. Then he jumped into hot lava. He turned back to normal and was taking a bath in the attic of his mansion. Then he found the coffin with his eyes. He jumped out of the bath and opened it up only to find his first grade teacher. When he hugged her Dracula came out and bit him. He then became a vampire. He died 20 years later in the coffin.  800 years later it all happened again.

__**What Drives Me Batty** __

 These are things that really drive me batty. It drives me batty when my sister changes the channel in my room. It also drives me batty when my sister takes up all of the hot water. It drives me batty when my dog gets slobber all over me. My sister really drives me batty. _

__**This Is My Life....** This is my life. I want to be an electrician. My hobbies are playing vides game. My favorite music. My favorite bike. You are going to learn all about Matt Wiegand. I want to by an electrician. I will have to go to college for 2 years. I will be an apprentice for 2 years. I will be at Menards a lot.  I am good at video games. My favorite video games are Nascar 09, mid nightclub 3, grand theft auto. My favorite system is got to be //PS3//. But //X box360// came pretty close to first. Video games are my life.  I like to ride my bike. I have got in to a lot of big wrecks. My bike has 6 gears. My bike is silver. I like my bike. At you can see I’m quite busy playing ps3, bike riding, Xbox 360. Now you know all about **M**att. Bye.  __I Am a SLAVE!__ 

I am on the run. I can’t go home. I live in New York. My name is Jake. I walked 10,000 miles. Now I will tell you my story. I was just about to go hunting. Then the white people grabbed me. Then they put metal things on my ankles. I had to walk to the shore. They gave me little food. Then I saw the boat. When I did, I knew I would never see home again. I walked on the ship, crying. The air was terrible. I was given very little food. I made friends on board the ship. I heard some rumors that I was going to be a slave. I didn’t know what time it was. But I knew many of my friends had died. One day the crew went fishing and when they were done. They threw all the leftover fish overboard. I would have enjoyed that fish. When I got off the ship the light was blinding. I had not seen light for twelve weeks. Then I saw a friend. I tried to walk over to him. But the metal things on my ankles put me right back into place. Then they put me into a pen with many other people. The white people started grabbing me again. I tried to fight back. Then I got whipped. Then they made me walk beside a wagon. They took me to an old run down shed and gave me a new name. My new name was Jake. Then it was getting dark. So I went to bed. I was just about to go to sleep. When the white man came in to the room, it was still dark out and they gave me a shovel and said, “Get out there and work!” I had to keep on doing this for I don’t know how long. Then one day, I started planning my escape. In the middle of the night, I was going to take a cow out to milk it, and then I was going to run away. I heard about a state called New York, and I heard it was up north. I knew that was a free state. Then one day, I decided to do it! I could not find a cow, so I decided to pretend to go outside to go to the bathroom. Then I saw the guard. He shot at me, but the bullet missed me. I got into the woods just in time. I kept running for a really long time. Then morning came and I hid under a rock. I kept on doing this for I don’t know how long. Then, I had to cross the Hudson River. I saw a man and he told me he could help me. He led me to a house to meet a man who would help black people cross the Hudson River. I went into the house late at night. They gave me a nice soft bed to sleep in and a hot meal. The next morning the man took me across the river in a small boat. I could not wait to get to freedom! I still had to walk a long distance. I know what you are thinking, I shouldn’t have trusted that white man, but I did. The man led me in to a house. Another man was standing there. He said, he would let me stay at his home. He seemed like he was lying. But, because the first man was not lying, I decided it was safe. I was entirely wrong. He turned me in to the sheriff. The sheriff brought me to the jail. I heard some stories that slaves were killed. He took me in a carriage. It was getting dark. I saw the North Star. I was heading towards the North Star. When we got to the sheriff’s office, he gave me some food. He took me to the river and gave me a boat to get across. He was a nice man. I finally got to New York. And then I saw a newspaper. It said that slaves are free but that they still do not have the rights that whites have. I still thought that it is wrong. I tried to find work. I kept trying and trying. One day I just gave up and kept walking north. Then one day I met up with the Union army. I decided to go into the military. They gave me a club. I needed to fight against the Confederate army. I was going to fight in the Battle of Gettysburg. When I got there I immediately got shot. But I kept on going. I got shot several more times. The pain was unbearable. But I was not going to give up so easily. In the end, I know I helped. And now the story is finish, and as you can see I me still here.